Tales from the Steppes

2006-01-22

11:11 p.m.
Sunday, January 22

This week my Bad Girl calendar has a handy guide for determining a series of aliases. So for all of you that do not have this calendar, I will share this useful information and my resulting names. This is at least as good as the informative quizzes seemingly made up mostly by high school students. "Ohmygawd! I'm like a purple unicorn!"

Dating Diva name something sweet in sight + liquid in my kitchen = Constanze Kugel Cream Strangely enough, I have a box of Mozart and Constanze kugels on my desk.

Girl Detective name favorite baby animal + where I last went to school = Kit Baltimore

Barfly name last snack food ate + favorite drink = Nachos Beauty

Porn Star name name of first pet + mother's maiden name = Pouncer Patton I think that one is a little disappointing. Of course, if I could actually remember what I named that my first pet, an African water frog, it might be a little more interesting. Pouncer is just the first one I can remember, though I know there was at least one gerbil before him as well as the ill-fated frog.

Soap Opera name middle name + name of first street where I lived = Victoria Mason

Road Trip name what I had for breakfast + where I last peed by the side of the road = Frappocino Georgia Actually, I don't remember ever peeing by the side of the road. If you remember me doing so, please let me know so I can correct myself. I generally don't let things go to that point and stop at gas stations and fast food restaurants so I don't have to pee by the side of the road. But if I was going to pee by the side of the road, it would be in Georgia.