Tales from the Steppes

2004-04-14

1:03 p.m.
And you do the hokey-pokey..

Isn't it wonderful how adults have updated the childhood game of "Pat the Head While Rubbing the Tummy"? Now we play "Point the Finger While Covering the Ass." These were my thoughts while listening to John Ashcroft's testimony before the 911 commission.

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Last night I dreamt of a toilet exploding underneath me. I think the math equation would be something like (blueduke * urban design class)+ church in Blacksburg = me and exploding toilet.